Marso 2014 ~ Joke Ng Pinas

Linggo, Marso 9, 2014

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A Young Boy Talking To A Ghost..

Boy: Why Did You Die?

GHOST: I Was Hit By A Car Trying To Save Someone.

Boy: Why?

GHOST: Because I Don’t Want Her To Get Hurt.

Boy: You Really Love Her A Lot Because You’ve Sacrificed Your 0wn Life Just For Her. May be she’s Sad Now, because 0f Your Death.

GHOST: No. She’s Very Happy Because The 0ne That I Saved Is The Man Whom She Loves ..
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Oh umamin na? GAhahhahahaha

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Comment your age.

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Kya mo bng Mag alaga nito?
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The 1st Filipino MOON SELFIE..
How many likes to him? hahahaha
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gahhahhahahaha
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OMG anu to??? nakuha ko sa bubungan namen , anu kaya to

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Dota gahaahah

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Biyernes, Marso 7, 2014

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Nmn oh thank kyu in for him eh wla kyung assignments ............: D

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Huwebes, Marso 6, 2014

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Bkt ang commercial
Pag toothpaste....
ngipin ang Pinapakita....
Pag facial wash......
Muka ang pinapakita.....
At pag shampoo....
Bohok ang pinapakita...
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Eh bkt pag pantyliner????..
Nd piapakita????
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So unfair nmn dba???..
Hahaha....
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GIRL: Gusto kita.
BOY: Ganun ba.
GIRL: May gusto ka ba sakin?
BOY: Wala.
Umiyak si Girl. Habang papaalis, hinabol siya ni
Boy at niyakap.
BOY: Di mo pa nga tinatanong kung mahal kita.
GIRL: (Nabuhayan) Mahal mo rin ba ako? :')
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BOY: Hindi rin. Sige, iyak ka na ulit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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KAPITAN: Kelangan nating magbawas ng tatlong pasahero para sa Kaligtasan ng marami.

JAPANESE: Farewell Japan. (Sabay talon sa dagat)

ESPANYOL: Viva.. Espanya! (Tumalon din sa dagat) Pero syempre, hindi rin naman papatalo ang pinoy.

PiNOY: (Sumigaw) Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!

(Sabay tulak sa katabing bumbay) HAHAHAHA!

Miyerkules, Marso 5, 2014

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The sensitive woman that. When you told 'ie he not even in jest. Quiet that. When you do something she does not want Yung. Angry that. When she feel that she forgot. Magtatampo that. Did you like the picture of another woman. Seselos to that. But even so the woman you loved that. Silent even that. You still want to talk to her. Even resent that. He lowered his pride. Huff even that. You still lalambingin that. Although jealousy to that. Ie you still loyal.

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Yung WOMEN ...

* Yung women not adhering to the lipstick. Not often puts out what the face appear more beautiful and just atraktibo men. Still others because basically the natural beauty of women. More remarkable when attention is natural. Bottom of mathematics, Reduce to simplest form.

* Yung woman unsophisticated food. Delicate and not eat in the restaurant game or even teaching instruction. Regardless of the jam and heat nangggagaling the sun and environment. Eat and eat even just next to the road or in the store's Aleng Nena. Sit on the long bench, makikitabi drivers to perspire and kikios as an ordinary citizen. Regardless of the recipe, as long as you are together, that's okay. Ignored the others, the food consumed together. * Yung woman not nakikisabay the trends of fashion. You do not see it being short shorts, tight-fitting clothing or overlooking the whole leg just to be able to say she was lovely and pleasant in the sight of others. No way to do it because they know it mabastos these can occur when wore it and not spoil the image to another person. Not coincide with the trends remain the type of his clothing, even look like men, that's okay, just do mapagdiskitahan evil. Because you know it, you may think of the people around it, would rather stay more simple than maporma. * Yung female friendly but know the boundaries. Nasasabihang often flirty when seeing a woman always be around men, often judged as not knowing the boundaries. Nagpapalandi not tell you with whom, unlike others who just handsome, passing. Appreciate being a friend and not just because corrupting Landian. Not sending the flattering words and if you magsubok magseryoso, pass first hole skyflakes and rebisco. * Yung simple woman, no more, no less. Type exactly everything, he wont balance and beauty. Not arrogant, not puffy, namumuri also both knew was wrong and right, pinapahalagan the people around him, concussion, masiyahin, talkative, not palamura and above all, religious. Look no further.

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DotA?

Kung maibabalik ko lang ang panahon, sana di nalang ako natutong magdota. Di ko nalang sana nalaman ang larong yan. Dahil sa dota natuto akong magmura. Dahil sa dota lage akong napupuyat. Dahil sa dota madaming nagttrashtalk at nagsasalita ng masakit sa akin. But the same thing means na di ko natutunan ang TEAMWORK, COOPERATION, SACRIFICE, STRATEGY at SOCIAL INTERACTION. Kung di dahil sa dota di ko nakilala ang aking mga kaibigan na sa tuwing may problema ako ay nagmamalasakit sa akin. Kung di dahil sa dota di ko alam kung pano ako umibig at masaktan. Kung di dahil sa dota di ko makikilala ang taong nagpapasaya sa akin. Aminin man natin o hindi, ang sobrang pagdodota ay nakakasama. But who could blame sa mga taong nagpupuyat, sa mga taong ginawang trabaho ang larong ito, sa mga taong nahubog ang pakikipagrelasyon sa kapwa dahil sa dota.

Naiintindihan ko na pala ngayon kung bakit sila ganyan. Hindi ko lubos maipaliwanag ang pakiramdam pero nadarama ko ito sa tuwing naglalaro. Sa bawat ngiti dahil sa maraming kills at Godlike. Sa bawat kunot ng noo tuwing naGAGANK at nababaog. Sa bawat pagkainis dahil sa maling galaw ng kakampi. Sa bawat saya tuwing mananalo at determinasyong makabawi tuwing natatalo. Naiintindihan ko na ang lahat. Di lamang siya ordinaryong laro.