A Young Boy Talking To A Ghost..

Boy: Why Did You Die?

GHOST: I Was Hit By A Car Trying To Save Someone.

Boy: Why?

GHOST: Because I Don’t Want Her To Get Hurt.

Boy: You Really Love Her A Lot Because You’ve Sacrificed Your 0wn Life Just For Her. May be she’s Sad Now, because 0f Your Death.

GHOST: No. She’s Very Happy Because The 0ne That I Saved Is The Man Whom She Loves ..
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Oh umamin na? GAhahhahahaha

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Kung sino maglike na kapareho ng AGE mo
I-add mo sya xD
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Kya mo bng Mag alaga nito?
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The 1st Filipino MOON SELFIE..
How many likes to him? hahahaha
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OMG anu to??? nakuha ko sa bubungan namen , anu kaya to

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Dota gahaahah

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Nmn oh thank kyu in for him eh wla kyung assignments ............: D

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Bkt ang commercial
Pag toothpaste....
ngipin ang Pinapakita....
Pag facial wash......
Muka ang pinapakita.....
At pag shampoo....
Bohok ang pinapakita...
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Eh bkt pag pantyliner????..
Nd piapakita????
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So unfair nmn dba???..
Hahaha....
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GIRL: Gusto kita.
BOY: Ganun ba.
GIRL: May gusto ka ba sakin?
BOY: Wala.
Umiyak si Girl. Habang papaalis, hinabol siya ni
Boy at niyakap.
BOY: Di mo pa nga tinatanong kung mahal kita.
GIRL: (Nabuhayan) Mahal mo rin ba ako? :')
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BOY: Hindi rin. Sige, iyak ka na ulit.
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GIRL: Gusto kita.
BOY: Ganun ba.
GIRL: May gusto ka ba sakin?
BOY: Wala.
Umiyak si Girl. Habang papaalis, hinabol siya ni
Boy at niyakap.
BOY: Di mo pa nga tinatanong kung mahal kita.
GIRL: (Nabuhayan) Mahal mo rin ba ako? :')
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BOY: Hindi rin. Sige, iyak ka na ulit.
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KAPITAN: Kelangan nating magbawas ng tatlong pasahero para sa Kaligtasan ng marami.

JAPANESE: Farewell Japan. (Sabay talon sa dagat)

ESPANYOL: Viva.. Espanya! (Tumalon din sa dagat) Pero syempre, hindi rin naman papatalo ang pinoy.

PiNOY: (Sumigaw) Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!

(Sabay tulak sa katabing bumbay) HAHAHAHA!

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The sensitive woman that. When you told 'ie he not even in jest. Quiet that. When you do something she does not want Yung. Angry that. When she feel that she forgot. Magtatampo that. Did you like the picture of another woman. Seselos to that. But even so the woman you loved that. Silent even that. You still want to talk to her. Even resent that. He lowered his pride. Huff even that. You still lalambingin that. Although jealousy to that. Ie you still loyal. 

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Yung WOMEN ...

* Yung women not adhering to the lipstick. Not often puts out what the face appear more beautiful and just atraktibo men. Still others because basically the natural beauty of women. More remarkable when attention is natural. Bottom of mathematics, Reduce to simplest form.  

* Yung woman unsophisticated food. Delicate and not eat in the restaurant game or even teaching instruction. Regardless of the jam and heat nangggagaling the  sun and environment. Eat and eat even just next to the road or in the store's Aleng Nena. Sit on the long bench, makikitabi drivers to perspire and kikios as an ordinary citizen. Regardless of the recipe, as long as you are together, that's okay. Ignored the others, the food consumed together. * Yung woman not nakikisabay the trends of fashion. You do not see it being short shorts, tight-fitting clothing or overlooking the whole leg just to be able to say she was lovely and pleasant in the sight of others. No way to do it because they know it mabastos these can occur when wore it and not spoil the image to another person. Not coincide with the trends remain the type of his clothing, even look like men, that's okay, just do mapagdiskitahan evil. Because you know it, you may think of the people around it, would rather stay more simple than maporma. * Yung female friendly but know the boundaries. Nasasabihang often flirty when seeing a woman always be around men, often judged as not knowing the boundaries. Nagpapalandi not tell you with whom, unlike others who just handsome, passing. Appreciate being a friend and not just because corrupting Landian. Not sending the flattering words and if you magsubok magseryoso, pass first hole skyflakes and rebisco. * Yung simple woman, no more, no less. Type exactly everything, he wont balance and beauty. Not arrogant, not puffy, namumuri also both knew was wrong and right, pinapahalagan the people around him, concussion, masiyahin, talkative, not palamura and above all, religious. Look no further.





 

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DotA?

Kung maibabalik ko lang ang panahon, sana di nalang ako natutong magdota. Di ko nalang sana nalaman ang larong yan. Dahil sa dota natuto akong magmura. Dahil sa dota lage akong napupuyat. Dahil sa dota madaming nagttrashtalk at nagsasalita ng masakit sa akin. But the same thing means na di ko natutunan ang TEAMWORK, COOPERATION, SACRIFICE, STRATEGY at SOCIAL INTERACTION. Kung di dahil sa dota di ko nakilala ang aking mga kaibigan na sa tuwing may problema ako ay nagmamalasakit sa akin. Kung di dahil sa dota di ko alam kung pano ako umibig at masaktan. Kung di dahil sa dota di ko makikilala ang taong nagpapasaya sa akin. Aminin man natin o hindi, ang sobrang pagdodota ay nakakasama. But who could blame sa mga taong nagpupuyat, sa mga taong ginawang trabaho ang larong ito, sa mga taong nahubog ang pakikipagrelasyon sa kapwa dahil sa dota.

Naiintindihan ko na pala ngayon kung bakit sila ganyan. Hindi ko lubos maipaliwanag ang pakiramdam pero nadarama ko ito sa tuwing naglalaro. Sa bawat ngiti dahil sa maraming kills at Godlike. Sa bawat kunot ng noo tuwing naGAGANK at nababaog. Sa bawat pagkainis dahil sa maling galaw ng kakampi. Sa bawat saya tuwing mananalo at determinasyong makabawi tuwing natatalo. Naiintindihan ko na ang lahat. Di lamang siya ordinaryong laro. 

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Yung moment na kapag nagkkwento ka ng malungkot o
naglalabas ng sama ng loob, tapos "aww" ng "aww" yung
kaibigan mo,
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WOW! Aso lang??

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Kung may mga taong
sadyang hindi ka
PINAPAHALAGAHAN…..
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IPAMUKHA mo sa kanila
na hindi sila
KAWALAN…

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Oh! Good News Netizens, I heard na Smart Card na ang gagamitin sa LRT-MRT, wala ng pila pila sa ticket booth. Reloadable na siya (I guess).

Mawawala ba ang mala-Blockbuster na pila?
Kailan magkakaron ng additional trains? Para hindi naman lagi Sardinas ang labanan.

Ang daming Plans na ginagawa sa LRT-MRT pero hindi parin ganun kaganda ang Improvement, or baka yung iba nga, walang makitang improvement.

PLEASE GIVE US THE WORTH OF OUR MONEY AND TAXES!

- CC :))

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ENGLiSH TEACHER : Introduce YourSelf.

STUDENT : My name is EarlySeven StrikeLand.

ENGLiSH TEACHER : Wow. sosyalan! Son of Foreigner?

STUDENT : No maam. I just English my Filipino name.

ENGLiSH TEACHER : What is your Real Name?

STUDENT : AGAPiTO HAMPASLUPA !
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> Pag pinapaselos mo
ang isang tao, hindi mo
sya tinutulungang
marealize na mahal ka
nya. Kundi,
tinutulungan mo syang
ma-realize na iba na
lang mahalin nya.
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INSPIRING STORY:

An Anti-Christ couple had a son They never mentioned
God to their son..

One day the couple was killed in front of him..

The neighbor adapted the child and enrolled him in
school.. They told the teacher that the boy didn’t know
anything about God. During class, the teacher showed a
picture of Jesus and asked..

TEACHER: Who among you know this man?

The child raised his hand, the teacher was shocked and
called the child. The child answered..

CHILD: He was the man holding me tight when my
parents died..

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GF : umuwi kna !
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BF : ALam m0? Hndi saLAHAT ng oras ko ay Sayo Na
pwde Maging sunodsunurin sayo ! Ayko pa Umuwi !
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GF : So Break na Tayo ?!
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BF : Sgue!
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GF : Anong Sgue?!
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BF : Sge Pauwi Nga ako e. E2 na nga nagLalakad na
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Pag Sex ang pinag uusapan.
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BF : ALam m0? Hndi saLAHAT ng oras ko ay Sayo Na
pwde Maging sunodsunurin sayo ! Ayko pa Umuwi !
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GF : So Break na Tayo ?!
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BF : Sgue!
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GF : Anong Sgue?!
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BF : Sge Pauwi Nga ako e. E2 na nga nagLalakad na
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SEE MORE AGAD. LIBOG MO. HAHAHA!

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GIRL: Saan tayo magde-date sa Valentines?
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BOY: Sa Sementeryo
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GIRL: Bakit dun?
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BOY: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sayo

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Juan: Pare, gwapo ba
ako?

Pedro: Tatay mo,
pangit. Nanay mo,
pangit, Kuya mo, pangit,
Ate mo, pangit.
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Ano ka EXEMPTED?

AHAHAH”

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MADRE: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?

SAKRISTAN: Alam nyo na ho yun

sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.

MADRE: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!

SAKRISTAN: Sister naman, Rosario po!

hahaha xD

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” Sa simbahan ”
JUAN: Itigil ang kasal!!!!! May
asawa na yang babaeng
yan!
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MANONG: Lakasan mo
pa! BINYAG ‘to TANGA!

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HIGH SCHOOL LINES

Sa di paawat n kalokohan.
CUTTING TAYO

Sa gitna ng kahirapan,
SINONG MAY PAPEL

Oh, sa wla na tlgang maisip.
OI! MAY SAGOT PAKOPYA AH

Time ng uwian.
ENGENG POLBO

Umulan,umaraw o bumagyo man
GALA TAYO

Sino bang makakalimut sa linyang.
YES! WALANG PASOK

At para s masayang alaala,ang tunay na
BARKADA AT PANGHABANG BUHAY NA KATROPA

HiGHSCHOOL LiFE iS FUN, so enjoy it because it is only 4 years. But it will live in our memories forever.

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Sa Classroom
Teacher : Juan, kung mayroon akong isang hiwang karne,
at hinati ko. Ilang hiwa ang merun ako ?
Juan : Dalawa po ma'am
Teacher : Eh paano kung hahatiin ko pa ng dalawa.
Juan : Apat po ma'am
Teacher : Kung hinati ko pa ulet.
Juan : 8 po ma'am
Teacher : Kung hinati ko pa ?
Juan : 16 po.
Teacher : Kung hinati ko pa sa dalawa ?
Juan : 32 po .
Teacher : At hinati ko pa ?
Juan : 64 .
Teacher : Paano kung hinati ko pa, at hinati ko pa. Ilan
na ?
Juan : Aba ma'am ! Giniling na po un.

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GIRL: “Bading ka ba?”

BOY: “Hindi ah.”

GIRL: “Halikan mo nga ako.”

BOY: “Ayaw ko nga.”

GIRL: “Bading ka nga.”

BOY: “Hindi nga!”

GIRL: “Hawakan mo nga dibdib ko!”

BOY: “Ayaw ko nga eh. Bro, ano ba itong Lola mo lakas ng trip!”

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Tatlong mgkumpare, nagiinuman:

JUAN: Alam nyo, mga pare, nung nagbubuntis pa lng
misis ko, ang pborito nyang pelikula, Lord of the rings,
the twin towers, kaya nung nanganak sya, ayun kambal
naging anak namin

PEDRO: Aba, eh yung misis ko naman, nung nagbubuntis
pa lang, mhilig siyang manuod, ng The three muskeeters,
kaya nung nanganak, triplets naging anak namin, hik
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Napansin nila na malungkot si Kulas

Juan at Pedro: o pare bakit malungkot ka?

KULAS: Kasi mga pare, buntis ngayon ang misis ko at
mahilig din siya ngayon manuod ng pelikula.

Juan at Pedro: Bakit, anu ba pinapanuod ngayon ng
misis mo?

KULAS: The 300.... :(((

HAHAHAAH

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Teacher: Ok class sino dito ang makakapagbigay ng
meaning ng kaibigan?

Student 1: Maam, yan po yung kasama mo in good and
bad times.

Student 2: Sabihan ng secrets.

Teacher: Ok, very good. Tama lahat ng sinabi nyo. O,
ikaw Juan? Ano ang ibig sabihin sa'yo ng kaibigan?

Juan: Yan po ang pinakamasakit na salita na sinabi sa akin
ng taong mahal ko.

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Anong klase ng Single ka?
A.) Single pero maraming crush.
B.) Single na walang crush.
C.) Single pero may iniintay.
D.) Single kasi TORPE.
E.) Single kasi walang panahon mag lovelife.
F.) Single na maraming ka MU.
G.) Single na may isang ka MU lang.
H.) Single kasi ayaw sa opposite sex.
I.) Single kasi walang nanliligaw.
J.) Single kasi kakaBreak lang.
K.) Single kasi naFriend zone.

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Alam mu ba yung word na SERYOSO ? 
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malalaman mo yan pag maging BF mo ako 

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Kung mahal mo ang isang tao, sabihin mo, iparamdam mo. Dahil mas marami pang magandang pwedeng mangyari lalo na kapag pinaramdam mo pang mahal mo ang taong nagmamahal sayo. Wag mo na hintaying may ibang tao na magsabi at gumawa pa ng nararamdaman mo. 

Agree? :))

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"Vowel"
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Dba yan yung mga nakalagay sa mga lansangan?
Vowel tumawid dito.
Vowel umihi dito.
Vowel magsigarilyo dito.

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Dear Girls,
Kung nararamdaman niyong iba na yung pakikitungo namin sainyo "more than friends" hayaan niyo lang kami. Kasi kusa kaming titigil kung alam namin ayaw niyo. Huwag niyo kasi kami bigyan ng motibo na gusto niyo rin kami para di kami umasa. Ang lalake iniibig din, hindi pinapaasa.
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Noong bata pa tayo, pinapatulog tayo pag hapon.
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ngayong malaki na tayo, nasasabihan pa tayong TAMAD
pag natutulog sa hapon. XD
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